{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"unapologetically-yours-the-marsha-mellow-chronicles-signed-hardcover-presale-edition","title":"\"Unapologetically Yours, The Marsha Mellow Chronicles\" Signed Hardcover Presale Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"318\" data-start=\"300\" data-section-id=\"e8p063\"\u003ePresale Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"320\"\u003eFormat: Hardcover, signed\u003cbr data-end=\"348\" data-start=\"345\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"348\"\u003eRelease Date: September 16, 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"387\" data-start=\"384\"\u003eShipping: Begins upon release\u003cbr data-end=\"419\" data-start=\"416\"\u003eBuyers will receive updates leading up to launch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"824\" data-start=\"809\"\u003eLet’s be clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"896\" data-start=\"826\"\u003eThis is not a polished, feel-good, wrap-it-up-with-a-bow kind of book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1016\" data-start=\"898\"\u003eIt is chaos.\u003cbr data-end=\"913\" data-start=\"910\"\u003eIt is family.\u003cbr data-end=\"929\" data-start=\"926\"\u003eIt is identity.\u003cbr data-end=\"947\" data-start=\"944\"\u003eIt is the kind of honesty most people are too afraid to say out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1299\" data-start=\"1018\"\u003eOne minute you are living your best life in New York, surrounded by cocktails and questionable decisions.\u003cbr data-end=\"1126\" data-start=\"1123\"\u003eThe next, you are back home navigating family, memory, and the reality of a father slipping away to Alzheimer’s, while somehow still finding moments that are absurdly funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1349\" data-start=\"1301\"\u003eThis book does not just tell outrageous stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1532\" data-start=\"1351\"\u003eIt also sits in the quiet, uncomfortable moments. The ones where memory fades, roles shift, and you are forced to confront what remains when someone you love is slowly disappearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1561\" data-start=\"1534\"\u003eInside this signed edition:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1561\" data-start=\"1534\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"323\" data-start=\"280\"\u003eLimited to 100 signed hardcover copies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"326\" data-start=\"323\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach book includes a signed title page and is part of the first print run.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"400\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce these are sold out, this edition will not be available again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1785\" data-start=\"1563\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1634\" data-start=\"1563\" data-section-id=\"1xkcv9b\"\u003eA collection of unfiltered essays and stories that do not hold back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1687\" data-start=\"1635\" data-section-id=\"2gduct\"\u003eHumor that cuts through and lands with precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1743\" data-start=\"1688\" data-section-id=\"1v99g3e\"\u003eReal moments about family, identity, and caregiving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1785\" data-start=\"1744\" data-section-id=\"1oexs31\"\u003eA voice that refuses to be toned down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1826\" data-start=\"1787\"\u003eThis book does not try to fix anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1887\" data-start=\"1828\"\u003eIt tells the truth. \u003cspan data-state=\"closed\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1892\" data-start=\"1889\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1910\" data-start=\"1894\" data-section-id=\"1whoqv7\"\u003eFrom the Book\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"950\"\u003e“Simple plan: toast and eggs. 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