"Unapologetically Yours, The Marsha Mellow Chronicles" Signed Hardcover Presale Edition

Presale Details

Format: Hardcover, signed
Release Date: September 16, 2026
Shipping: Begins upon release
Buyers will receive updates leading up to launch

Let’s be clear.

This is not a polished, feel-good, wrap-it-up-with-a-bow kind of book.

It is chaos.
It is family.
It is identity.
It is the kind of honesty most people are too afraid to say out loud.

One minute you are living your best life in New York, surrounded by cocktails and questionable decisions.
The next, you are back home navigating family, memory, and the reality of a father slipping away to Alzheimer’s, while somehow still finding moments that are absurdly funny.

This book does not just tell outrageous stories.

It also sits in the quiet, uncomfortable moments. The ones where memory fades, roles shift, and you are forced to confront what remains when someone you love is slowly disappearing.

Inside this signed edition:

Limited to 100 signed hardcover copies.
Each book includes a signed title page and is part of the first print run.
Once these are sold out, this edition will not be available again.

• A collection of unfiltered essays and stories that do not hold back
• Humor that cuts through and lands with precision
• Real moments about family, identity, and caregiving
• A voice that refuses to be toned down

This book does not try to fix anything.

It tells the truth.

From the Book

“Simple plan: toast and eggs. Easy, right?

Wrong.

The toaster was missing because apparently my father decided it was a Cold War-era bomb and ‘disarmed’ it.

So now I’m standing in a kitchen with no toaster, no patience, and a man accusing me of starving him while threatening to report me.

Ten minutes later, I’m rolling bread into a ball and putting it on his plate.

‘Here,’ I said. ‘A meatball.’

He took a bite, nodded, and said, ‘This is the best meatball I’ve ever had.’

And honestly? At that point, I just accepted it.”

Why This Edition Matters

This is the presale signed hardcover.

• Limited to 100 signed copies
• Personally signed by Steven Tilotta
• First print run edition
• Includes signed title page
• Will not be reprinted in this format
  

Once these copies are gone, they are gone.